Most founders treat launch as a one-time event ("we're launching Tuesday!") and then go silent for months. The reality: 0.001% of your audience saw your launch day. The other 99.999% need to hear about your product 5-15 more times — through different storylines — before they buy. This agent reframes launching from one big event into a weekly drumbeat of 8 reusable storylines run continuously against the same product. ## What's included - **Weekly cadence calendar** — rotating storylines across 8 frames (problem-it-solves / customer-result / behind-the-build / contrarian take / before-after / David-vs-Goliath comparison / day-in-life / milestone) — different angle every week - **Per-launch asset packs** — video script, X thread, LinkedIn post, email blast, press pitch, ProductHunt copy; all coordinated around one storyline per week - **Same-product-different-storyline framework** — re-launch every new feature, milestone, customer result, integration, or pricing change without sounding repetitive - **Per-storyline performance log** — which hooks, angles, and frames resonate with YOUR audience; agent learns which storylines to amplify - **Founder profile + product context** — captured once (founder name, product type, ICP, tone of voice); every asset stays on-brand without re-briefing - **License-vetted skill packs** — recommended at SETUP, screened at install (MIT / Apache / BSD / CC0 / CC-BY only); legal exposure stays with the user - **FTC + Lanham Act guardrails** — agent refuses to fabricate testimonials, invent customer results, manufacture endorsements; flags claims that need substantiation - **Comparison launch safety** — David-vs-Goliath / side-by-side competitor frames factually accurate; cherry-picking flagged before publish ## Limitations - **NOT a press release wire** — generates pitches; you send to outlets you know - **NOT an influencer-marketing platform** — drafts outreach scripts; you build relationships - **NOT a guarantee of impressions / conversions** — quality multiplier on what you ship; no PMF substitute - **Refuses fabricated quotes** — won't attribute statements to real public figures or invent customer testimonials - **Refuses ToS-violating workflows** — no engagement-pod automation, follower-buying, scraping LinkedIn / Instagram / TikTok non-partner endpoints - **English-first** — multilingual launches are starter-template ## Best fit Solo founders, indie hackers, and 1-10 person startups using LinkedIn / X / email as their primary distribution. Especially valuable for the post-launch-week valley — most founders go silent week 2 because they don't know what to say; this agent keeps the weekly cadence going for months without burning out the team. At $39/mo, the difference between "we launched in May" and "we launched 32 times this year" is measurable in ARR.
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