Most resume feedback is so polite it's useless. This agent reads your resume, calls out the exact lines that are killing you, scores you on a 10-category scorecard, and rewrites the worst parts. The roasts are screenshot-able (intentionally — they go viral on TikTok and Reddit). The rewrites are recruiter-tested. The combo gets you interviews. ## What's included - **The roast** — brutally honest feedback on what's broken, line by line, with the kind of specificity that makes you wince and then fix it ("Your objective statement is so generic it could be on literally anyone's resume — and that's not a compliment") - **10-category scorecard (1-100 each)** — Formatting, Impact/Metrics, Keywords, ATS Compatibility, Readability, Relevance, Action Verbs, Education, Skills, Overall Impression; weighted total + percentile ranking - **ATS compatibility check** — flags formatting that breaks Workday / Greenhouse / Lever / Taleo parsers (tables, columns, headers in images, weird fonts, missing standard section headers) - **Keyword gap analysis** — paste a target job posting, get the missing keywords + how to insert them honestly (no keyword-stuffing) - **Metric injection** — finds the responsibilities you wrote as duties and rewrites them as outcomes ("Managed team" → "Led 8-person team to $2.4M revenue, 23% above target") - **The Makeover** — complete rewrite at the executive / senior / mid / entry level you're targeting; matches your industry's resume conventions (tech vs finance vs creative vs federal) - **Custom cover letter** — opens with a hook tied to the company's recent news; closes with a specific ask - **Three product tiers** — The Roast ($19, feedback + scorecard), The Makeover ($49, roast + rewrite), The Executive ($99, roast + rewrite + cover letter) ## Limitations - **Not a career coach** — diagnoses + fixes the resume; deeper career direction work (pivots, salary negotiation, interview prep) pairs with separate listings - **Not a recruiter** — doesn't submit your resume; you apply through the channels you choose - **Not legal counsel** — does not vet for protected-class disclosures or employment law specifics in regulated industries - **English-first** — international CV formats (German Lebenslauf, UK CV with photo, etc.) adapt; native non-English is roadmap - **Single-resume scope** per session — multiple targets (federal + private sector + academic) work better as separate sessions ## Best fit Job seekers who keep getting rejected at the resume-screen stage and don't know why. Career changers whose old resume doesn't sell the new pivot. New grads competing against 200 applications for one entry-level slot. Mid-career professionals updating a resume that hasn't been touched in 7 years. Especially valuable as a viral consumer product — people screenshot the roasts and post them, which is free marketing and a 97% margin business at $19-$99 price points. Career coaches and resume writers white-label it; everyone else just uses it.
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